I hate how practical the current economic situation has made me. And I say practical the way a kid might say, I don’t know, brussel sprouts.
The boyfriend: “how about jewelry? do you want something from Tiffany’s?”
Me: “Nah.. can you just get me an external hard drive instead?”
Granted I’m not the hugest fan of Tiffany’s, but the 2006 me would never turn down jewelry. No sir. I’m sad.